tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-54948572011-07-15T12:22:02.395-07:00Home to a half Mexican who now lives in Silverdale, WA and who supports the Hawks, Sonics and Mariners along with the alma mater (WSU). I also post wacky links, pictures of insanely hot women and what have you (if you don't want to read my ramblings), so enjoy.Johnny Bhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00974195562877432655noreply@blogger.comBlogger2321100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5494857.post-582082382186572412007-06-28T22:16:00.000-07:002007-06-28T23:02:50.266-07:00

DEAR BASKETBALL JESUSThank you for blessing us with the savior that will lead us to the promised land a.k.a. one Kevin Wayne Durant.As you have seen, we've been without a Hall of Fame player for sometime since the last two left us without delivering on the expectation of a NBA title.Since they left, we've been with some mostly good players, one great (in Ray Allen), one memorable season (the 2004

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WHY, WELCOME TO OUR SUPER BOWL PARTY JOE MONTANA Wow. I am super hammered right now.Thank God I didn't have to work today or otherwise...whew. Work has made me its bitch as of late.Congrats to the Colts for the win. I'd never thought I'd live to see the day when Peyton Manning has a ring. Let the blowjobs commence!Rob T I love you maaaan!THANK YOU AND GOODNIGHT!

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BUMMERWell, it was a tough loss, but we still gave them hell.There were too many mistakes from Hass, but he still made some good throws. These people trying to throw him under the bus need to eat a goddamn dick.RIP to the Chargers and Eagles chances.We'll see how things go next year.

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THERE'S GOT TO BE A MORNING AFTERwow.WOW.OMG holy fucking shitballs WOW.I'm still wondering how--in the bluest of blue hells--did we win that game.It shouldn't have come to that, of course, but when these two teams have gotten together the last two years, they have been wild ones -- 2004's debacle or 2005's fantastic finishThis time, it was the rubber match in the playoffs and it all came down to

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TONY ROMO? More like TONY HOMO AAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOWNED!!!!SEAHAWKS BITCHES!!!!

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ALL'S WELL THAT ENDS WELLThis was one of those era-defining games.Both teams made game changing plays when they absolutely needed them to (credit to OU for coming back from a 28-10 deficit), a packed house with actual fans and not VPs of some bank company chilling with their co-workers (wow are Cardinal fans wishing they had a team like that) and the trick plays. Oh my Lord, the trick plays were

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HEY! FOOTBALL!You can KISS MY ASS.

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Hi.To reiterate my previous post, I

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Hi.I haven't updated much, but that's because work has been crazy as of late.The above picture does not help my mood right now.Goddamnit do I hate football.

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YOU KIDS GET OFF MY LAWNSo I'm listening to the radio the other day at work, and this girl calls in to say it's her birthday.The DJ says it's his birthday too, so they sing to each other and all that.Then he mentions that another person shares their birthday."Who?" she says."Lita Ford," the DJ says."WHO??" the girl says.It was all I could do to not throw the radio at the wall.I'm pretty sure she

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IT'S BEEN A LONG TIMELisa: Dad, what's a Muppet?Homer: Well, it's not quite a mop, it's not quite a puppet, but man...[laughs hysterically]Homer: So to answer your question, I don't know.And yeah, I'm on that "nobody been this long awaited since Jesus" shit.So what's happenin' y'all? It's been a while since I did my blog thing, but there's been some big and small developments since I've been

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PLEASE DON'T GOA crap game all around.Seriously, we made mistakes, but when you can't get out of a hole when terrible calls go against you, there's not much else you can do. At least the attention from the media will help force the NFL to make a significant step in fixing this problem, as this was the worst officiated season I can remember. Still, we had a kickass season. 13 wins, 10-0 at home,

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LIFE BEGINS AT XLLooks good, doesn't it?Well, I thought this day would come. Even through all the losses on top of painful losses and shitty seasons and even shittier players, I always thought, someday... someday this could be us.And it's happened. And I still can't believe it.Of course I have to work through all this, so I've tried to enjoy it as much as I can.What pisses me off is how everyone

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Wow. What a game. What a dominant game.That's the best thing about it: NO ONE can say that we "lucked into the win," or "you guys played a banged up team" or "they had an off day."We came, we saw, we kicked their motherfucking ass. Bottom line.So bring on the Bus, Big Ben, Sgt. Cowher, all of 'em.Just bring it.

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WE DID IT! We're A Winner And Never Let Anybodv Say Boy You Can't Make It Cause A Feeble Mind Is In Your Way No More Tears Do We Cry And We Have Finally Dried Our Eyes And We're Movin' On Up. Lawd Have Mercy We're Movin' On Up We're Living Proof In All's Alert That We're True From The Good Black Dirt And We're A Winner And Everybody Knows It Too We'll Just Keep On Pushin' Like

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D-DAYBy this time tomorrow, I hope the results are such that I can buy one of these t-shirts and hats for this year.It's safe to say that this game is one of, if not the most important game in Seattle sports history.We've waited for a long time to see the Hawks get this far. And I think they can do it.Yeah, you need great players and superstars and role players to get you to the top. But you also

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GUESS WHO'S GOING TO THE NFC CHAMPIONSHIP GAME????Thaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat's right, bitches! Bow down, 'cause we're going to Motown!And boy, did we need this win. DESPERATELY. All these years of being a Seattle sports fan...oh my god, the weight of history has been ginormous on our shoulders.But now, it's off for the moment. One more game and we are NFC champs.Super Bowl champs? Who knows.I'm drunk

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EVEN STEVE AUSTIN WASN'T THIS ILLGenetics is a bitch, isn't it?Oh, and congrats to Shaun for winning the MVP & Offensive Player of the Year.That's my boy!

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HAPPY NEW YEARI hope your holiday season was a great one.2005 is in the books, and thank God for that. It wasn't that there were bad times, it's that I didn't do much to have a time, good or bad.Yes, I finally got a real job (albeit I have to be in two places) and benefits and all that, but it feels like I didn't accomplish much. Hence the reason for my lack of posting: I wasn't really doing

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HAVE A MERRY SEAHAWKMASDear Santa,Thanks for all the great presents this year, but what I (and many, many other Hawk fans) still want is a Super Bowl win.Hopefully you have one located in your sleigh somewhere for us.Thanks,-JohnI'll be posting end of the year stuff later in the week. For now, NFL RUMORZ~!:The word out on the street among scouting types is that Niners V.P. of player personnel

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VIVA EDDIEThank you for all that you did, mi hermano.God bless his family.You in God's hands now/keep a place for me kid...-Nas, "We Will Survive"

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THE WORDAnother few weeks, another update from the most exciting place in the world.So what's good, folks? I do have some newz from the last time we "spoke."I got a call from the VP of Sound Publishing who wanted to know if I needed more hours. I said yes, so she offered me a position in their marketing department at the main office on the Island. I accepted and now I work from 8 to noon weekdays

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HAIL HAIL ROCK 'N ROLLI need to get some Chuck Berry CD's. I always liked that guy.So what's the deal, folks? It's been a couple of weeks, but that's what happens when work is all of your life (even if it is "part-time").There are some rumors down at the local paper that someone may leave, which would be sweet. I would miss the office and the kids, but not the editor or the pay or the drive that

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KANYEEZY YOU DID IT AGAIN"George Bush doesn't care about black people."Some other websites to donate your money, supplies and time (if possible) to:http://www.uusc.orghttp://www.noahswish.org (for the animal lover in you.)http://www.worldemergency.orghttp://www.networkforgood.org/topics/animal_environ/ (for a comprehensive list of places to donate and other information to gather.)Watching Bush's

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WAKE ME UP WHEN SEPTEMBER ENDSI can't turn off the TV.I can't stop refreshing the sites fast enough.And then this comes out. From this brave guy's blog:"The following is the result of an interview I just conducted via cell phone with a New Orleans citizen stranded at the Convention Center. I don't know what you're hearing in the mainstream media or in the press conferences from the city and state

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IT'S FANTASY FOOTBALL TIME!The first of three fantasy drafts that I am involved in saw some of the craziest picks made since I've been playing.-Tom Brady and the NE defense go 11-12.-Someone actually took Jeff Freakin' George.-The above is not a typo.But I made my own wacky draft picks at number five (blah), so enjoy the recap:Round 1 (5): Willis McGahee, RB - Buffalo.Rob laughs at this pick, but

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BUSY BUSY BUSYWow, what a difference it makes when you have a life all of a sudden?Work is going well. Everyone has been real cool so far, and the other sportswriters at the other papers have been great. We had a meeting at a cool little pub on BI to discuss some stuff for the upcoming year and drink. Then we headed over to someone's house to drink some more.I thought we were going to play golf,

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YOU DON'T KNOW ME/BUT MY GUN IS ON THE GUEST LISTSup bichez.So another three weeks without a post. I know, I know, yer all heartbroken, but it's been too hot to do much of anything, much less turn on all these modern appliances to entertain myself.Plus I've been somewhat busy covering whatever athletic competiton an Islander(s) participates in. It was Little League baseball and softball, now it's

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HERE COMES THE BOOMHappy Fourth, y'all.Quickly:-Enjoy the rebirth, resurrection and rise of ohemgee.com in the new blog, Heart Punch. Yet another attempt to retake the IWC.-Polaroid-ize your shots.-Thanks for the memories Boonie. Now can we please get some better relief pitchers and not trade Guardado (even though we all know it's coming)?That'[s it for me. Enjoy your holiday today with lots of

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I'M BLOWIN' UP LIKE YOU THOUGHT I WOULD/CALL THE CRIB/SAME NUMBER, SAME HOOD/IT'S ALL GOODWell, it's been a while since I stopped by, but I do have some things to yap about, so it won't be ALL links and stuff.-I had to battle with my editor to get my latest freelance check. When we need to turn it in, we have to have it in by the first of the month and we receive it by or on the 10th.Well, the

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NFL RUMORZ & OTHER CRAPBoo to the Sonics losing. I thought they could pull it off, but no. Still, they had a damn good season. It'll be interesting who they sign & don't sign.Also boo to the Mariners sucking ass & Koren getting a dewey AGAIN. Just say no dumbass.My job at the BI Review is over, but just for the summer. My editor likes my stuff, so I am welcome to come back when BIHS is back in

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SONICS BITCHES~~~~~That's right. Tied up 2-2 and we've got the momentum going back to San Antonio.But will they win at the Alamodome? They were one of four teams to do it this season, and if the Spurs recent history plays out again, we've got ourselves a fighting chance.It's better than cheering for the Mariners right now. Man, do we need some help from the pitching gods right about now.As for me

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HEY GANGMake your own "Colorado football sex scandal" joke there.If you haven't noticed, I updated the links and such so click away.Not much to report on my side of the world. I've been working pretty steady with all the games going on up at BIHS. I'd like it to continue, but it all depends on how my editor feels about my work.Now, I give you links!:-Thankfully, I know better.-Uh, they sell them

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DON'T GET HUSTLEDBoy I almost did.I had a guy who I used to work with call me out of the blue last week to get involved in some internet business. He was really positive and eager to get me to a meeting, so I went.The people there were friendly, but listening to the pitch, it began to dawn on me that this seemed a bit "off." I mean, all these guarantees about making money and not having to put

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OPENING DAY~~~What a way to start the season. Unless you're a Twins fan (sorry Gates.)Sexson does his job and Moyer hangs in there for almost six innings and the bullpen comes through. We'll see if it continues tomorrow against Santana.I'm still waiting to hear back from the Puyallup Herald on their sports reporter job. Hopefully I'll hear something from the editor this week (she was pretty

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FOR YOUR ENTERTAINMENTApparently some poor bastard is stuck in rehab with Pat O'Brien.Also, NFL RUMORZ~*Former Seahawks DLE Chike Okeafor’s old teammates didn’t take too kindly to his comments after signing with the Cardinals that there weren’t enough players on the Seattle roster who shared his day-to-day passion for the game. But sources close to the team believe there was a ring of truth to

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I GOT A JOB~~....Sort of.I finally got hooked up at the Bainbridge Review, but it's only a freelance contract. I get to cover the baesball, fastpitch and track and field, but that'll only last until June. Still, the deal is good until February of next year and if the editor likes my stuff (and he does so far) I could parlay it into a full-time spot.I've also got an application filed with the

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RIPThe gat's by your liver, your upper lip quiver/Get ready to die, tell God I said hi/And throw down some ice, for the nicest MC/Niggaz know the steelo, unbelievable...Thanks for the reminder, Butch.Well what's goin' on? Yet another post after a long abscence. It sucks, but there's not much going on over here. I didn't get the job at the Journal, but I've got a few other things in the works, so

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HAPPY HALF-OFF VALENTINE CANDY EVEWow, another post after a long abscence. Whoda thunk it?But here's the lowdown from my neck of the woods:-My mom recently had a hysterectomy to take care of some tumors and to make sure it didn't turn into cancer. Thank God she came through it OK, as we were kinda worried it would turn into cancer (her mom died from it and two of her sisters had the same surgery.

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SO WE HAVE A NAME NOW "Everybody knows a few of them—full-grown men and women who still live with their parents, who dress and talk and party as they did in their teens, hopping from job to job and date to date, having fun but seemingly going nowhere. Ten years ago, we might have called them Generation X, or slackers, but those labels don't quite fit anymore. This isn't just a trend, a

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THANK GOD FOR EDITING Y'know, I'm trying to ease off on being the five billionth rate Chris Rock, but then something like tonight happens and the only logical response is What the fuck is WRONG with you bitches?! One reason why There is some interesting info, but after reading on the message board further, there are some really scary thoughts being shared. I still think marriage is not for me

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MY WINTER OF DISCONTENT This one's for me. Come back in a few days if you're not interested in this (which I doubt you are.) OK. "I thought he caught it, and then I saw it come out. We came up short again." - Matt Hasselbeck on the last play of the game. "I really thought at the beginning of the year that we would be deep in the playoffs. It was that kind of atmosphere. This isn't

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(DOIN' IT) BIG (DOG PITBULL STYLE) IN 2004~~, PT. II: THE TOP 25 (AND THEN SOME) I don't know why I'm doing this. This is SO last year. *rimshot* OK, all lame jokes aside, it's time for my favorite songs of this year, which will include ones you probably have never heard. But enjoy the list. 25. Ghostface featuring Sheek and Styles of the Lox: "Metal Lungies" - One of the more

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TEST TEST TEST Check check 1 2 1 2.

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NFC WEST CHAMPIONS MUTHAFUCKERS~~~~~ Boo yeah!

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(WE DOIN' IT) BIG (DOG PITBULL STYLE) IN 2004~~, PT. I "It was the best of times, it was the BLURST of times!?!?!?" And another year wraps up as we speed on into the future. Cloned sex slaves and flying cars can't be far off now! I truly hope you had the best year ever. If not, through bad choices or situations beyond your control, go 'head and brush your shoulder off, playa. Forget

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AWESOME "Some may say this site is "creepy" or "stalkerish" but the fact of the matter is that it's no different than any other fan site devoted to a celebrity. " Anybody else have "Every Breath You Take" running through their head right about now?

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PLAYOFFS BITCHES~~~~ Uglee game, but thanks to Alexander~~~~~~~~ and Dilfer's scramble at the end, we get to host a playoff game since '99. And if the Eagles help us out, we're NFC West Division champs. Which means we won it in a really shitty way, but that's cool. At least we can win our division, unlike some teams *I* know. (CHEAPSHOT! CHEAPSHOT!) I'll work on a big in '04 post for later,

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HAPPY HOLIDAYS BITCHES

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OMG NFL RUMORZ~ Privately the Lions have compared RB Kevin Jones to both Garrison Hearst and LaDainian Tomlinson. Jones has shown surprising power and better speed than he displayed at pre-draft workouts in March. The Lions believe Jones can be a Pro Bowl-caliber back as early as next season and are particularly encouraged that Jones’ numbers continue to rise without the threat of a passing game

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OW! DEATH! But I'm not surprised. We lose all the damn time there. And if we've got a chance to win, then we get hosed by a shitty call. But thanks to the Rams, they've got a shot to win the division outright next week if we beat the Cards and they lose to the Eagles. - In other news, the job ends next Thursday, and I'll be going out with a bang. Tomorrow, I cover an alumni wrestling match

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WOOHOO! Best Christmas presents ever, bitches.

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HEY GATES First off, your comments section sucks. Second, in response to your statement: I'm going to attempt to not let the result of the game affect my week. . .don't know how much success I'm going to have, but I'm going to try none the less. The outcome of a football game that I have absolutely NO control over should have absolutely no bearing on how I feel over the course of a week. . .

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SEAHAWKS~~~~~~~~ MICHAEL BOULWARE IS IN THE MUTHAFUCKIN' BUILDING! YES SIR! Oh man oh man oh man OH MAN. We all left them for death after Monday Night. We wanted Holmgren gone, the defense drawn and quartered and the rest of the team buried for good. Don't put us through this crap anymore. Stop breaking our hearts. And then - BOOYA. They get the lead and hang on (but nearly blow it in the

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SONICS~~~ Whoda thunk it? Not me! But it's good to "see" your smiling faces here in BloggerLand. I've got some downtime before I help the paper rev up with winter sports coverage, so I figured I'd stop by and get on my pulpit and rant and rave about what's gone on since my last post. Sonics — Watching them against the Grizzlies was impressive. They play defense, crash the boards and can

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ODB WILL ALWAYS BE FOR THE CHILDREN I picked him up, /then I held him by his head/His eyes shut, that's when I knew he was...Aw man! /How do I say goodbye?/It's alway the good ones/who have to die... Wu-Tang Clan, "Tearz"

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OMFG! Sweet Jesus Marie, we have an out! So go! Browse! Find a hot Canadian (or a decent looking one) and GET YOUR ASS OUT OF THIS HELLHOLE!!! EH!?!? Oh, and if you're still pissed about Tuesday, go here and here to download some good, political angry songs. Fuck Bush.

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THE POLITICAL RAG The bigger the Black get/The bigger the feds want/A piece of that ... booty/Intentional rape system/like we ain't/Payed enough in this bitch, that's why I dissed them/I learned we earned/got no concern/Instead we burned/where the hell is our return?/Plain and simple the system's a pimp/But I refuse to be a ho/Who stole the soul? -Public Enemy, Who Stole The Soul? Politics

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HEY HEY HEY Stuck at work on a Saturday. :( Thankfully the paper has DirecTV so I can at least watch the games. Oklahoma better thank their happy asses Ricks missed that field goal, or else Miami and Auburn would be sending the Cowboys thank you notes. Rob: "And the Rangers are (or should be) ahead of the M's in the line for a title. Hell, we've never even won a playoff *series*." IF they

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CONGRATULATIONS Someday, we'll be there too. Someday.

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*HAAAAAAAAAACK* Don't their next five opponents have a combined record of like 8-22? -Butch And we'll find a way to lose at least two of them. It's not a Seahawk season unless there's adversity to go through. -Me Boy I sure like being right. Anyways, hi, how are you? Yeah, being a Seattle sports fan sucks balls right now, but I'll keep the faith. I've been trying to think more positively

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UN. BE. FUCKING. LIEVABLE. Let this stand. Let this victory stand for not only those who have been told it's impossible, the odds are too great to overcome, you haven't done it before, why bother, give up, it's over... Let this stand for all those who never lose faith, who never give up, who keep at it and keep going through all the adversity and pain and strife and bullshit life throws at

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BYE PAPI We'll miss you.

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IT'S BEEN HOW LONG SINCE I POSTED HERE? My bad. Here, here's a pic of Trish. w00t. Also, more hot chick links than you can handle. Now, onto other things. -I only went to one day of Bumbershoot, since I had to go allllll the way from the ferry terminal to Seattle Center just to save a buck on a taxi (and in restrospect, I should have taken one or waited for the free shuttle to come since

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BOO YEAH Good comeback win tonight. I only got to see the fourth quarter, but hey, a win is a win. I'd bug Gates about the Vikings, but it was a: a preseason game and b: it was the preseason. The trash talking will have to wait until December. Two very interesting hot chick links are here and here. You'll have to register for the former but not the latter, but if you have some time to kill,

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LORD HAVE MERCY/JESUS CHRIST/SHE'S JUST NICE Best. Outfit. Ever. Holy Mother Of God, that was the best wedding ever. Creepy midgets. Kane in white. Lita in black. EVIL ORGAN MUSIC~! "She's having my baby/what a wonderful way to say I love you..." Trish in THAT OUTFIT~~~~~~~. "I can wear white... unlike YOU." Matt Hardy DIES. And the end shot... Gold. I cannot possibly love this angle

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No more GSA! Yesterday was my last day there. They wanted us to stay one more week, but the higher-up said no. So, we had to try and finish what we could on all our files and train the new procurement techs on how to work our closeouts. I thought I would have to pick up my dad from the airport (he's down in San Diego working on nuclear reactors) but something broke so he'll have to stay down

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FOR EVA Well they tell me of a pie up in the sky, Waiting for me when I die, But between the day you born and when you die, They never seem to hear even your cry, So as sure as the sun will shine, I’m gonna get my share now, what’s mine, And then the harder they come The harder they fall, one and all The harder they come The harder they fall, one and all Well the oppressors are trying to keep

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME . Weird. "And bingo, the bad date is history." It was quite an interesting way to celebrate being 27 last Thursday. I get up at 4 a.m. (yep, 4 a.m.) so I can get into work early and get out so I can have the rest of the day to celebrate. I get out of the house at 4:30, get into the car and it starts... then it dies. I start it again. It dies. Crap. I get it to run,

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Well, I'm back at GSA for two more weeks. I didn't want to do it, but two more weeks isn't that bad. I will miss celebrating my birthday on Thursday, but there is the weekend. I hate working on my birthday. Hate it. I didn't want to treat my birthday like another day. That's not the way I grew up and I don't think it should be that way when you're an adult. Just enjoy it as the one day that

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CHILLIN' LIKE AN INFERNALE 

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Hi, how are you? I'm just about done with this job in Auburn. We're not getting anything done as of late, and all the e-mails passed back and forth between management isn't going to work either. So, if they ask us if they want us to renew our contract, I'll just say no and move on.   If it pisses someone off, fuck 'em. Yeah, it's work that should be left for contractors and people like us, but

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THIS POST HAS NOT BEEN APPROVED BY THE DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY. READ AT YOUR OWN RISK. Banner in a souvenir shop near Kiyomizu Temple, Kyoto. A critique of cultural imperialism? Or a byproduct of it? You decide. Well, I was going to post something from Chuck D, but their site is down, so poop on that idea. (Although, if you're interested, "Can't Do Nuttin For Ya Man" is covered by a

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OMG NFL RUMORZ~~~ If I don't get anything else on here, take solace in next weekend, when AACOSJT will have a grand un-anti-American 4th Of July BLOWOUT ESPECTACULAR! -Dolphins WR David Boston has reportedly suffered depth-perception problems the past two seasons. The cause? Colored contact lenses. It seems that the enigmatic Boston wore contacts colored red, purple or blue as a fashion

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¡CES MI ANIVERSARIO DE UN AÑO! Enjoy the above pic. It's like sweet, glorious music innit? I can't believe it's been a year since I started on this arduous journey we call blog. Last year I was working a super shitty job for miniumum wage and questioning where I was going in life. Now, I can say that I have some sense of where I wanna go. Seriously... it's time for the 4th already? Holy

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¡CUN ANIVERSARIO DEL AÑO! Granted, it's not accurate, but hey! A party is a party! Shoutout to all the other blogs turning one (since we all did 'em roughly about the same time.) Before I continue- God that's hot. Anyways, congrats to the first ever FIVE TIME FIVE TIME FIVE TIME FIVE TIME FIVE TIME FIVE TIME Women's Champ. Much love. Now, onto some serious matters. Last Friday, I had

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GUESS WHO'S BACK/BACK AGAIN "Ronald Reagan gave true meaning to punk rock. That's all the public needs to know." So I haven't been back in a loooooong ass time, but this job and the 4300 things I have to do when I get home for the weekend kinda push this on the back burner. I know, I know, y'all miss my semi-daily updates on my wacky life, but try to contain yourselves for a few more weeks.

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OMG NFL RUMORZ~! Happy now, Gates? -The Buccaneers were very impressed with the professional attitude rookie WR Michael Clayton showed in the team’s minicamp and believe he might contribute sooner than expected. -Sources close to the Redskins say CB Fred Smoot has shown tremendous dedication to the finer details of the game, such as film study, this offseason — something that rubbed off from

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"OH SHIT, I CAME UP ON LOOT!" OR... WHAT HAPPENS WHEN HEAVEN IS JUST 20 MINUTES AWAY Did I say tomorrow? I meant NEXT WEEK. Yeah. Take that. (That weak attempt at bravado is for all the Dubya fans in the house (all four of you who are too old to get off the post 9/11 "we love Bush!" bandwagon. Be careful of the strip searches on the way down!) Ever since I discovered that The Wherehouse

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CHECK IT I'll have more tomorrow. But for now, a poem. SAVE HIP-HOP??? Whenever I go on the internet there’s always talk of summit and conferences and special meetings ‘n all that - do you think hiphop it taking itself a little too seriously? Yeh. Hiphop doesn’t trust itself enough right now. It’s a really young medium that’s only been around for like thirty years and it’s really unsure of

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HEY YA Before you read on: -Go to music for robots. -Scroll down to "A murato! An arbino! A mosquito! My ribido!" -Download the song. -Try to pick your jaw up off the floor. -Go download more songs here. In other news, the job is going well. We're doing task closeouts for the GSA (which means ensuring that the client has final billed and all monies are accounted for.) It's a lot of

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BAM Man, this new Blogger interface is dope. I dig it. I'm enjoying my last few hours of freedom before I dissapear for two months. I'll get weekends off, but since I have to be up at 5 a.m. so I can get out and beat the traffic I doubt I'll be around much. Too busy sleeping (or what little I get.) Still, this is pretty exciting. I like the idea of having an actual "job that may lead to a

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*BUMP* So Smackdown wasn't on due to the M's game. Boo. At least they won. Oh, and because I keep forgetting: If you have some time to spare, check out Fluxblog over by the sidebar. It's a gateway to a gang of mp3 blogs that have all sorts of interesting music for you to download. It'll introduce you to some artists and songs that you haven't heard before. If nothing else, get Bingo

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I GOT A JOB PT. II And this time, it's a good one! The job at the discount grocery store went OK. Kinda boring, except when I had to bag up $180 - 230 worth of food & stuff. On Saturday, there was one family who bought over $323 worth of stuff. GAH. It would have been an OK place to work, but they pay minimum wage and there's no union. It really sucks, 'cause there was this fiiiine black

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RANTS WHILE WAITING FOR THE BATTERS TO PULL THE BULLPEN'S ASSES OUT OF THE FIRE ONCE MORE: NOTE: You can scroll down if you're not interested in reading about me bitching about baseball. Thanks. Right now, it's 3-3 and the M's are forced to come back yet again. Thanks to Guardado this time (but really, who hasn't blown a save this year) the M's could be in such better shape if they had a decent

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I GOT A JOB! ...sort of. No, I didn't get the job at Money Tree (ASSHOLES) but the day before they told me I wasn't, one of the temp agencies called me and wanted to do an interview. So I drop by and two hours (and several tests later, including a drug screen) I was declared good 2 go. My first job is working at the discount grocery store this weekend, and I go in for an interview for a

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FINALLY I get on after IE acts like a little bitch yesterday. Real quick: -Two new blogs are added. Mr. Pradhan gets mucho thanks for the awesome gif. -ELI SUCKS~~~~~. Nice job in handling yourself kid. Hopefully you have a nice career in NY. (Aside: When I did my draft in Madden, where did Eli end up? You guessed it: The Giants.) -This site seems interesting. And finally: I hope we

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RANDOM SHIT: -Updated the blogs, links and Quote This. Enjoy. -Hmmmm...maybe this is why Matt doesn't have a girl? -I didn't hear from the people at Money Tree, so maybe Monday? I'd hate to let this get past me, so I may have to go down there and wait until she has time to see me. -A fake story, but very funny. -It's nice to see the M's get off the schnide, as Boomer would say. Still, 3-8

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BLOG CHECK 1 2 Is this thing still on? Since Rob threatened me to update, I decided now would be a good time. Hey, he worked at Jack for five years. You think I'm going against him? In the job front, I interviewed with Money Tree, since they're hiring for tellers. It's a nice place and it seems like a good job: 8.50/hr to start, I get a raise and medical/dental/vision after three months. That

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FOR GATES Here's a cool blog. The concert went OK. They had a local DJ spinnin' first (oh, and if you think about it, get that new Mobb Deep single. It samples a very well known '80s one hit wonder. You'll know when you hear it.) The only fight during this? Between three chicks. Hair pulling and everything. Really funny. Dilated came on and tore it up. They really do a good job of keeping

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RANDOM SHIT: rowr. -Found this blog. Now I can't say anything, but I don't know what's worse (oh wait, yes I do! GAY REPUBLICANS!) -This is hysterical. And gross. -This is freaky. -I certainly hope they put the hammer on Rice and make her spill the beans about 9/11. We've been waiting, what, almost three years and nothing has gone on but us taking on the world and blowing shit up. I

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PERSONAL CRAP/DRAFT SHIT Grand Theft Rob: what'cha been up to? Johnnyb452: Well, trying to look for a job. Johnnyb452: My tax return was less than my dad had figured out, so it'll take another six weeks for it to come, Johnnyb452: And I finally got through for unemployment, but they're sending me a questionaire about why I left my last job and then they'll take 4-6 weeks to decide if I get

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OMG RUMORZ~~~ Beat ya to it! -We hear that if Cardinals OG Leonard Davis once again falls short of his considerable potential, the team will probably be looking to deal him after next season. -If the Texans can add a young cornerback of starting caliber via the draft, we hear CB Marcus Coleman could be moved to free safety. -Word is the 49ers could be entertaining thoughts of going after

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NCAA BASKETBALL````` So my bracket is screwed. Along with everyone else that believed Gonzaga and Stanford would be in the Final Four. God, were we wrong. Hey, how are you? I am back, along with Rob T. Thanks for reintroducing the blog a day (A DAY) after I changed it to your movie column. Ya prick. :) Here's something for your column: Rob Schneider is making a sequel to Deuce Bigalow? True

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OMG CHRIS BENOIT~~~~~~~ Oh man. The day I thought would never come is here, alive and well and Chris Benoit is YOUR World Heavyweight Champion. Thank you God. THANK YOU GOD. It was a great match (from what my brother and I could see on the webcast.) Both HHH and HBK do manly blade jobs, they built up the drama to a fever pitch (thanks to the crowd pulling for Benoit) and when HHH tapped, MSG

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DRAFT SHIT Check out Kiper's projections. I'll post some from other places soon. 1. San Diego Chargers: Eli Manning, QB, Ole Miss The Chargers have a lot of needs, and there certainly are a number of trade scenarios San Diego could consider, but the team is not sold on Drew Brees as its QB, and Manning would be the logical choice to build around should the Chargers hold onto the top spot. 2.

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STILL MISS YOU BIG The following is probably one of his best songs ever. d/l it to get the full effect. Today's agenda, got the suitcase up in the Sentra Go to room 112, tell em Blanco sent ya Feel the strangest, if no money exchanges I got these kids in Ranges, to leave them niggas brainless All they tote is stainless, you just remain as calm as possible, make the deal go through If not,

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DYK I've never been fired from a job before? True story. Anyways, here's what went down. I was called on Friday night by Shawn wondering where I was. I told him at home. He said I was supposed to be in at five. I told him seven because that's what was on the schedule. He said no. The schedule he put out had me in at five, not seven. So I curse and wail and gnash my teeth and tell him I'll be

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ALL DONE Well, it became official today: Screw you Johnny B, YOUUUUUUUUUUU'RE FIIIIIIIIIIIIRED. But there was no Vince-like impression, just a phone call and a brief discussion. I'll probably talk about it later. So, anybody with any openings?

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WHY GOD WHY Why did you do this to me? Why did you tell me, "Hey, WSU would be the dope school to go to?" Why did you make me get into this team only for games like this to occur? Huh? You wanna answer me God? You too busy playing screenwriter with Mel Gibson, huh? ARE YOU TOO BUSY? ARE YOU??? ANSWER ME!!!!!!! Damnit. Obviously its one of the best college basketball games I've ever seen, and

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