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ABOUT ME:
Home to a half Mexican who now lives in Silverdale, WA and who supports the Hawks, Sonics and Mariners along with the alma mater (WSU). I also post wacky links, pictures of insanely hot women and what have you (if you don't want to read my ramblings), so enjoy. FAVORITE LINKS My Place Of Biz Miss Eva MISTERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR ROSSER! Mr. T! He Don't Pity No Fool, Dig? Mr. Spaulding Mr. Gonzo Mr. Rampsberger Pop Life HEART PUNCH'D! Flux Blog Oh NO THEY DIN'T! Support Your Weed Carrier U.S.S. Mariner Sports And Bremertonians Kissing Suzy Kolber Superficial Cake And Ice Cream Oh, Word? Young, Black and Fabulous SuperSonic Soul! Sports Filter Nah Right FIRE JOE MORGAN! Football Outsiders College Football News All Music The Breaks
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Wednesday, July 09, 2003$23 AND A MATCHBOOKWOW. Last night was insaaaaane. Got there about 9:35 and cars all over the place. Got to the booth and I find out I'm relieving someone at 11, so I rode around with the new valet chick (the one who was called a bitch last night.) She said the guy came and yelled at her for it, but I wanted the matter settled, 'cause I don't want to have to put up with quarrels over who called who a what. So I get to rappin' with this chick and she's a sophomore in college, but she has some major issues (and I think a boyfriend) so we'll see if this goes far. Apparently we had some complaints about people going too fast on the carts, and it was bad enough that someone actually FELL OFF. OK, here's a question for you "but don't ponder it for too long or BLOOD will shoot out your nose." - LEW If you have customers in the cart, does it make sense to fly around the building and cut corners and put their lives at risk? NO! So why do they have to do it?? WHY GOD WHYYYYY. At least I can counter with people speeding around the corners and hitting us with their car, even after I've spotted them and slowed down so we don't meet at a high rate of speed. One of these days, someone will get nailed. And another thing, how hard is it to look behind you to see if everyone is on board? I can't remember how many times someone took off when everyone WASN'T on the freaking cart. Jesus, people! Haven't we heard of a lawsuit? This is still America people! There was an incident of someone's car getting hit and security thought it was us, but no. No scrapes on the car and I pray everyone else isn't that stupid to hit a fucking parked car. Hopefully. So I think someone will get their ass kicked for all those screwups today. I did make $23 last night, so that was kewl. My first tip was a $2 bill, a $1 gaming chip and a matchbook, hence the title. I also caught one of the temp security guards staring at one of the singers of the band as she was walking out the door. Heh. Another perk is that we do get to ride with some very fine women, so that's a benefit. And above all, I should remember, "You sure have a fun job!" That I do. I could be doing worse. Got home at 5 a.m. and promptly fell asleep. Back to the grind at 7 tonight. RAPPIN' WITH ROB RAPPIN WITH ROB Johnnyb452: I like your new blog design. Johnnyb452: It's like the blog Terminator. Johnnyb452: READ ME OR I VIL TERMINATE YOU Radical Rob T: hehehe. MikeDean said that too. I like it myself, though making the buttons is a pain in the Johnny B Johnnyb452: Hahahaha. Johnnyb452: They are rather intricate. Radical Rob T: thanks for the compliments, anyhoo. I'm living my dream of having a blog that looks like the Terminator! Radical Rob T: how's the cart racing job? Johnnyb452: Swank! Johnnyb452: But we've been told that people are complaining that we go too fast, which is fucking stupid to begin with. Johnnyb452: I'll go fast with me in the cart, but with customers, I only go 5 mph. Radical Rob T: you go too fast....in a cart? Johnnyb452: You can't be speeding with people in the cart! They fall, off they gonna sue the casino, or worse, try to kick our ass. Radical Rob T: What kind of weiners do you live with? Johnnyb452: You can with the legitimate golf cart. Johnnyb452: That goes up to at least 20-25 mph. Johnnyb452: And I work with some nutty people, dude. Radical Rob T: true dat Johnnyb452: Most of 'em are new, so they're still getting used to everything, but still! Radical Rob T: you're the veternan in town Johnnyb452: Who the fuck is dumb enough to be racing around corners with a full cart> Johnnyb452: ? Radical Rob T: the Emmitt Smith of car parking Johnnyb452: I'll have to lay the smackdown tonight. Johnnyb452: HA! Johnnyb452: And we wear red coats, so there ya go. 8-) Johnnyb452: The Arizona Cardinals of cart operating. Radical Rob T: hahahah Radical Rob T: not something I'd brag about. Radical Rob T: but your team is Seattle. Maybe the Cardinals are improvement. Johnnyb452: HA! Radical Rob T: After all, Hasslesuck is gonna be the starter. Johnnyb452: double HA! Johnnyb452: I'd rather have the Seachickens than that abomination of a team in Phoenix. Johnnyb452: If I lived there, I wouldn't even acknowledge their exsistence. Radical Rob T: Well, at least you don't live in Cincy. Johnnyb452: True. Poor Blount. He has to put up with that shit all the damn time and all our jokes. Radical Rob T: Skywalkers? Radical Rob T: What, are you like a Parking jedi? Johnnyb452: Yep. Radical Rob T: May the Cart Be With You? Johnnyb452: Don't fuck with a Jedi Valet, son. Johnnyb452: :-P Radical Rob T: ~~~~~ Radical Rob T: Are you gonna use the Force to help Matt Hasslesuck? Johnnyb452: Yep. Johnnyb452: And if it doesn't work...he will be turned to the Dark Side. Radical Rob T: You're gonna build the Death Cart! Johnnyb452: YES Radical Rob T: Speeds of FORTY MPH Johnnyb452: IT WILL BE THE FIRST EVER FULLY OPERATIONAL BATTLE CART Johnnyb452: I WILL BE L33T THEN QUICK HITZ: -So Gail Kim is pretty hot, but this chick is hotter. -HEY LADIIIES: Need bigger breasts? (Of course!) Then check this out. I'm spent. Until next time, KEEP YOUR FEET AND HANDS INSIDE THE FUCKING VEHICLE. Thank you.
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