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ABOUT ME:
Home to a half Mexican who now lives in Silverdale, WA and who supports the Hawks, Sonics and Mariners along with the alma mater (WSU). I also post wacky links, pictures of insanely hot women and what have you (if you don't want to read my ramblings), so enjoy.


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My Place Of Biz
Miss Eva
MISTERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR ROSSER!
Mr. T! He Don't Pity No Fool, Dig?
Mr. Spaulding
Mr. Gonzo
Mr. Rampsberger
Pop Life
HEART PUNCH'D!
Flux Blog
Oh NO THEY DIN'T!
Support Your Weed Carrier
U.S.S. Mariner
Sports And Bremertonians
Kissing Suzy Kolber
Superficial
Cake And Ice Cream
Oh, Word?
Young, Black and Fabulous
SuperSonic Soul!
Sports Filter
Nah Right
FIRE JOE MORGAN!
Football Outsiders
College Football News
All Music
The Breaks


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Thursday, August 07, 2003
BROTHERS AND SISTERS!

Today, we face a uphill climb of extreeeeme proportions! We face a battle that will take ALL of our resources, all of our focus, alllllll our superpowers and yes, even our very lives.

You see, today, Reverend Butch has brought this to our attenTION!

Brothers and sisters, I knew this day would come! The times and trials of those who have been done WRONG by this agent of Satan, this purveyor of "the truth" has led MANY a person down the wrong road, but LARRY FLINT, uh, he has come to us with the SALVATION, brothers and sisters!

"Amen!" "Preach, preach!"

He has come, like a fooooul mouthed wheelchair bound agel form the heavens and he hath deLIVERED us this decree from his own mouth: "Pray for the little bastard's death. That'll teach him to enter the 'No Spin Zone' with God."

Brothers and sisters, myself and the rest of the congregation NEED your help! We NEED for you to PRAY for this man to take a trip to the promised land only to be SPAT upon and sent STRAIGHT to hell for his sinful deeds upon the rest of humanity!

PRAY for this man to fall to the karma that is coming back to him tenfold! PRAY for the fact that WE NEED TO SEND THIS MAN A PEPSI AND A SMILE AND SMITE HIM FOR IT IS...the will of God.

"Halleujah!" "Preach, preach!"

Stand as one brothers and sisters and deliver the righteous right hook that will forever END the plague that is his show.

Amen.

"CHUUUUUUUUUUCH!"

*choir sings "Move Bitch"*

etch-a-sketched by john at 3:37 AM