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ABOUT ME:
Home to a half Mexican who now lives in Silverdale, WA and who supports the Hawks, Sonics and Mariners along with the alma mater (WSU). I also post wacky links, pictures of insanely hot women and what have you (if you don't want to read my ramblings), so enjoy. FAVORITE LINKS My Place Of Biz Miss Eva MISTERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR ROSSER! Mr. T! He Don't Pity No Fool, Dig? Mr. Spaulding Mr. Gonzo Mr. Rampsberger Pop Life HEART PUNCH'D! Flux Blog Oh NO THEY DIN'T! Support Your Weed Carrier U.S.S. Mariner Sports And Bremertonians Kissing Suzy Kolber Superficial Cake And Ice Cream Oh, Word? Young, Black and Fabulous SuperSonic Soul! Sports Filter Nah Right FIRE JOE MORGAN! Football Outsiders College Football News All Music The Breaks
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Saturday, August 02, 2003"Till next time, don't park your car in Johnny B's cart space"Truer words were never spoken. GET THAT PEECEE OF SHEEET OUT OF MY SPOT MOTHERFUCKER Work was BLAH. We were totally slammed and the valets made over $500 in tips along with the other cart drivers making over $50. So how much did I make? $10.50. We did get a van (A VAN!) to use so that was mucho fun. 2001 Chrysler Town & Country, nice system, quiet and smooth and best of all, HEATERS~! This comes into play when it's 4 in the morning and it's cold as fuck out. Nothing really exciting happened, but this one couple I took to their car I thought something might happen, 'cause the girl was drunk. She was all "I'll make sure you have a story to add to your collection tonight!" and I'm all "Sounds good to me." So what happens when I drop them off? She whispers in my ear "I'm really fucking in love with him and I'm gonna tell him that on his 50th birthday!" WTF! Do I not get a flash, a blowjob, a quickie, SOMETHING!?!?!? Is this allllllll I fucking GET? "I'm in love with him!" DO I CARE OH HELL NO! I did take someone to their car who had gotten engaged, so that was really cool. I'm not sure proposing at the casino is a romantic spot, but if all those years of romantic comedies has taught us anything, it is that you can find love in the unlikeliest of places. Unless it's at a garbage dump. Or a nuclear waste site. Or Antartica. I go in at 6, so hopefully something cool will happen. AND FINALLY: The Wild Girls Club. The Wild Girls Bunch. The Wild Girls Something. I had this dream about Cameron Diaz and a bunch of other hot twentysomethings and they were split off into different factions because they stole some money or diamonds and Diaz was working with a agent to return it and the others were gonna take it back and flee the country. Might make for a good story if I get a chance to work on it. Until next time, MOVE BITCH/GET OUT THE WAY BITCH/GET OUT THE WAY Peace.
etch-a-sketched by john at 3:10 PM
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