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Saturday, December 06, 2003


Since Rob stole it from another Josh (ANOTHER ONE??? Jesus fuck! j/k) here are Things That Make Me Laugh Without Fail:

*ahem*

-When people do things like the guy who got the bright idea to make a cake entirely out of Legos.

-Josh mentioned "Let's Make a Dope Deal" and I concur.

"How many joints are in a lid? You have 60 seconds."

"Two!"

"Two?"

"Yeah I roll BIG joints."

"That's what our judges say they roll big joints too!"

-People who do stupid shit like this guy.

-People who PULL on the doors at the entrance to the casino when they clearly say PUSH in BIG BLACK letters that are as big as the handles.

-Wheelchair porn. Seriously.

-The "Coupon: The Movie" sketch from Mr. Show.

-Rob when he's telling his JITB stories. Here's another one saved from an IM convo:

Radical Rob T: well....one time on Friday night, I was on the grill
Radical Rob T: getting my ass kicked, raped, and stolen
Radical Rob T: I was running around like mad
Radical Rob T: when it's like that, and you don't have help, when you replace the mayo, lettuce, or tomatoes, we usually just toss them on the shelf underneath the rice cooker instead of taking them to the sink
Radical Rob T: and also, when it's like that, people will try to help you
Radical Rob T: some of them can actually work beside you and help you
Radical Rob T: and some of them just get in the fucking way and it's all you can do not to scream at them to move their ass out of your way
Radical Rob T: I was getting murdered and the most useless person on the shift came over and tried to help
Radical Rob T: I got mad and I backed away for a second to get mayo out of the walkin
Radical Rob T: she tried to move it for me, bless her soul, but she just put the empty pan right in my way - and I was frustrated and very angry at that point - so I picked it up without really thinking and sent it FLYING
Radical Rob T: I mean we're talking Randy Johnson fastball
Radical Rob T: towards the sink from where I was standing at the grill
Radical Rob T: I came THISCLOSE to nailing my best friend (Michelle) in the head wiht it. It missed her by maybe an inch, hit the wall above the sink, and shattered
Radical Rob T: this is a plastic pan, mind you
Radical Rob T: they don't break easy
Radical Rob T: luckily for me, Michelle had her back turned and didn't see how close it came
Radical Rob T: I feel really bad. I didn't intentionally lob it at her head but if it had hit her, it was traveling, it would have hurt her
Radical Rob T: I did not, after that point, throw dishes again - except for the setup bowls.
Radical Rob T: that is the infamous mayo pan story

-Whoever decided to get those guys to scream like starstruck girls in that Sprint commercial.

-In that vein, that Guiness commercial when the guy says "BRILLIANT!" Slays me.

-Or the dude in the Mountain Dew commercial when he gets swallowed by that whale. "HOLY S-"

-Evil people like these sick fuckers.

-Chris Gates and his Viking homerism. Especially this year. Oh, maaaaaan. :) Good times.

-The Onion.

-My friends and I making jokes during wrestling. The Tenay one is still used to this very day, along with MC Greasy Jesus. X-Pac, where are you? :(

-Whoever talked Busta into doing this commercial.

-Butch and his ranting. He is the even blacker Lewis Black. If he has the same tics as Lewis, I will laugh even harder.

-The Onion and how they use the same six people in their "What Do You Think?" bit.

-The quotes from Points in Case. Enjoy this gem:

Police officer: You boys sit tight until my backup comes.
(5 minutes pass)
Trevor: Excuse me officer, but would it be against protocol for us to drink as many as we can before he gets here?
Police officer: You know, for having the pair to ask that, go ahead and shotgun as many as you can.
Andy: Can I grab a couple too then?
-After being caught drinking at Pitt-Greensburg

-My co-worker Jay delivering the sermon that is "The Black Guy Network." BRILLIANT!

-My dad in a drunken rant over the Cougars and how they broke his heart while watching the Apple Cup game (which is at a Level III: The Guillotine on the Levels of Losing system every time I think about it. Ugh. OK, find a happy place, find a happy place, find a happy place.)

-Dory from "Finding Nemo." "I shall call him Squishy, and he shall be mine, and he shall be my Squishy."

-Charles Barkley and the rest of the TNT "Inside The NBA" click.

-Cap'n Jack Sparrow.

-Along those lines, meeting the guy who gets to play Captain Morgan when a bar does a promo involving their drink. BRILLIANT!

-Drunks at the casino.

-Rob and I arguing over what rules more: X-Box or PS2. (psst: X-BOX, you fucker!)

-"If this is some kind of practical joke it's not funny! And I know funny! I'm a clownfish!" God I love this movie.

-"You know for a clownfish, he's not that funny."

-"CURSE YOU AQUA SCUM!!!!!"

This was good. I'll think of more later.





etch-a-sketched by john at 12:01 AM