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Thursday, December 18, 2003


Ruled. Obviously.

Seriously, if you get a chance, see it ASAP. Everything is tied up and the battle scenes are dope as fuck. Oh, and Sean Astin killed it. If anyone should get an Oscar nomination, it's gotta be him.

In other news, check out my eBay auctions here. I'll be adding items as soon as I can.

Johnnyb452: Hell, you guys could so totally kick the ass of the Packers.
Johnnyb452: I know I'm hoping for it. :-)
Grand Theft Rob: I am too, though I feel a little conflicted since that actually would help Gates
Grand Theft Rob: hehehe. I have just loved mixing it up with him
Grand Theft Rob: he's so easy to wind up
Johnnyb452: He is. It's so funny. :-D
Grand Theft Rob: Man, it's too bad I had to break off the war. I could have had a field day with the "man, you Raider fans are so serious"
Johnnyb452: How can that be when you're doing every drug known to man? ;-)
Grand Theft Rob: ah well. It would have been too easy anyway. I like picking on people that are a little more challenging
Grand Theft Rob: like you!
Grand Theft Rob: and that won't jump off a building in rage
Johnnyb452: Yep.
Grand Theft Rob: I just have this mental picture of Gates typing that post
Grand Theft Rob: his face all purple
Grand Theft Rob: holding his Air Force cap
Grand Theft Rob: I'M A STAFF SARGEANT DAMMIT
Johnnyb452: Being a Seahawks fan prepares you for real life.
Grand Theft Rob: :-D
Johnnyb452: AND I DO NOT DESERVE TO BE TREATED LIKE THIS
Grand Theft Rob: :-) MY NAME IS CHRIS GATES
Grand Theft Rob: I AM A STAFF SARGEANT
Grand Theft Rob: AND I CANNOT BE STOPPED
Johnnyb452: YES
Johnnyb452: That's how it would go.
Grand Theft Rob: And then we'd see him playing the geee-tar with Jay and predicting the Vikings sweeping the South and then we'd see him betting on A-Train and losing money and calling his Air Force boss
Grand Theft Rob: "Whaddya MEAN, I can't order a airstrike on Delphi? I WORK FOR THE AIR FORCE!"
Johnnyb452: HA
Grand Theft Rob: "Just lemme borrow an F-16 and take out Rob T and maybe the entire Packers team!"
Johnnyb452: LMAO
Johnnyb452: That rules.
Johnnyb452: But I can totally see that happening.
Grand Theft Rob: And then, we'd see him trying to steal that shit, IRON EAGLE STYLE. And Jay would be his Chappie.
Grand Theft Rob: And he'd scream NOOOOOO when Jay went down over the ocean.
Johnnyb452: AAAAAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA
Grand Theft Rob: and he'd put on the dramatic music and go take out Brett Favre's HOUSE with his cool purple Viking goggles!
Grand Theft Rob: "That's for JAY, YOU CHEESE-LOVING ...PAAAAAAAAAAAACKER!"
Johnnyb452: LMAO
Johnnyb452: That's so funny.
Grand Theft Rob: And then he'd land and celebrate holding pieces of Brett's flaming house - and then Brett comes by like in that new commercial and goes, "I'd made sure I was inside first"
Johnnyb452: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Grand Theft Rob: and Gates would cry, "YOU MANIAC. DAMN YOUSE! DAMN YOUSE TO HELL."
Johnnyb452: OMG
Johnnyb452: That was very funny.
Grand Theft Rob: whooooo
Grand Theft Rob: thank you! I'll be here all week!
Grand Theft Rob: try your waitress and tip Butch
Johnnyb452: *applauds*
Johnnyb452: The Farve line? CLASSIC.
Johnnyb452: Holy shit that was good.
Johnnyb452: 8-)
Grand Theft Rob: *celebrates*
Johnnyb452: OMG
Johnnyb452: DO THE JOE HORN
Grand Theft Rob: *pulls out cell phone* "Brett, can you hear me now? GOOD!"
Johnnyb452: YES!

Grand Theft Rob: I could totally get a book deal
Grand Theft Rob: :-)
Grand Theft Rob: but I'd actually have to update enough to have material therein, so....
Johnnyb452: There ya go.
Johnnyb452: We could double up though.
Grand Theft Rob: I'd write a book about Chris Gates
Johnnyb452: HA
Grand Theft Rob: "Lord of the Rings: Return Of The (Vi)king"
Johnnyb452: As the most tortured Vikings fan in exsistence.
Johnnyb452: w00t
Grand Theft Rob: the story of a humble Air Force pilot's quest to destroy the most evil QB in existence the only way Brett Favre can be destroyed - in the fires of Mount Metrodome.
Grand Theft Rob: in the quest to get a ring
Johnnyb452: HAAAAAAa
Johnnyb452: Shit. You're lucky I wasn't drinking anything. :-P
Grand Theft Rob: :-D
Johnnyb452: That's great.
Johnnyb452: And Jay is his Sam.
Grand Theft Rob: OMG yes. Jaywise Ramgee.
Grand Theft Rob: and Tan is like their Gollum
Johnnyb452: HAAAAAAAAA
Grand Theft Rob: "preeeeeecious. Must kill the whiteyeses."
Johnnyb452: *snort*
Grand Theft Rob: And then we need two more hobbits - I volunteer Sven and Josh Mann
Johnnyb452: Hmmmmmmm.......
Grand Theft Rob: well, see, Sven's like the guy who looked into the black flaming eye thing
Grand Theft Rob: "WHAT DID YOU SEE..."
Grand Theft Rob: "I saw....an 0-4 Miami December. It was awwwwwwful...."
Johnnyb452: HA
Johnnyb452: OK, that definetly works now.
Grand Theft Rob: And me and Matt are like Legolas and Gimli. "I predicted Carolina right!" "Well, that still only counts as ONE!"
Johnnyb452: LMAO
Grand Theft Rob: And in Two Towers! When Aragorn throws Gimli over the bridge - "don't tell the elf I predicted an New York Giants Super Bowl win. I'll never hear the end of it!"
Johnnyb452: That rules.
Johnnyb452: HOLY SHIT does that ever rule.
Grand Theft Rob: Well, I'm off
Johnnyb452: DAMN YOU JUNO
Grand Theft Rob: until next time, sports fans, just remember - if you drink every time Duante Culpepper fumbles, ya better call a cab. WORD
Johnnyb452: HAAAAAAA
Johnnyb452: InDEEEED.
Johnnyb452: Peace, yo.
Grand Theft Rob: THANK YOU JOHNNY B GOOD NIGHT!

Nuttin but love fo' ya Chris! and GO AIR FORCE!


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